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This may be the first installment of Gnomes I Knew.
Workplace gnomes think they are safe. Well, Gnomezilla would beg to differ. While these little gnomes may not decorate your yard in the traditional sense, your petunias will never be happier after Gnomezilla poops them out.
Best of luck to the Gnomezilla guardian, Mike P!